O, Nessie my lassie, have you been to Tallahasse?
I'm not sure where it lies but I'm sure it lies somewhere.
O, Nessie my lassie, Oh Nessie, you really shouldn't have,
I mean it's an adorable token of affection but
O, O Nessie my lassie, how much did it set you back
like a clock o Nessie tick tock to me Nessie please
Come back O Nessie I need to feel your ripples
among the bonny glenfiddich et cetera
O, Nessie I'm sure I saw you on the Simpsons.
Are you in America, I mean the US, Nessie,
O Nessie if so please swim back over before Auntie Americanism
hunts you down and miss takes you for a replica.
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