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It certainly pays to be with the right
insurer. That's why I personified It.
He &/or She has a wonderful
personality which is a measure
of how much of a spirited person It is
clear by now that the poet
nervously breaks
down town reminding Itself
that It's easier to lead than follow
the Pied Piper (fat bastard!)
simply learned his slithering scales.