learnin the meanin of coversation

'so fucking mean, no seriously,
you are so fucking mean;
you ought to learn some manners.' '

i'd'le ike to meat your mother'

'what the hell do you mean by that you turd'

'i'm een wo ta say'

'you're making this much harder than it needs to be you moron'

'fur cough'

'i'm leaving'

'sob item e'