Press Release Writes Press Release

At 02:53 on the 17th of January 2010, the press began. This is the release.

Indeed, so what? Good point. And where we are? In the middle of the beginning, I am already pressing you, remember, you have to be firm from outset. Ah Facebook Now You Have Me. Make an impression.

Like he said, I.. Which of course reeks of intervention. And this line was carved in the table at Ping Pong, as he waited for his chicken-fried squid. Mattering because the strangler had eaten there the day before.

As you know, I am not a crank. As my friend Frank Frink says, frankly my furtive glass will hardly bedazzle. And why not. We all know that we will and are willing. So go on.

Middling, hardly. He phoned the strangler's number. Hello stranger, how are you, both pretending. Gad, sorry glad, to hear it. Are you often pressed in this fashion? Let me tell you, in all seriousness, to be honest. I am the actor, an assistant, marketing executive, people person, personal manager. Officially, I'm freelance.

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